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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 01, 2016

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    BE THIS GUY  over 5 years ago

    “Wow! Did you ever notice how big the balls are?”

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    Sherlock Watson  over 5 years ago

    Good thing they’re not playing on acid — their shoes would melt.

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    LuvThemPluggers  over 5 years ago

    And they talk funny, too.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Someone once asked ace relief pitcher Tug McGraw whether he preferred grass or artificial turf. He replied “I don’t know. I’ve never smoked artificial turf.”

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    Oshietekun  over 5 years ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxVgF2uJa4I

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    bigcatbusiness  over 5 years ago

    So the grass is not grass and some kind of drug? Or someone was caught in steroids?

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    Bilan  over 5 years ago

    If they were playing on that type of grass, they wouldn’t be wearing whites. More like tied dyes.

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    OldFinn  over 5 years ago

    Still, there’s a lotta love in a tennis match, that will help a lot.

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    Kilby  over 5 years ago

    I stopped watching Wimbeldon when the idiots moved ALL of the TV coverage to pay TV (at least in Europe).

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    Kind&Kinder  over 5 years ago

    I never watch; it’s too much of a racquet.

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    JohnoTeacher  over 5 years ago

    I’m sure the Comic Censor must be polishing his top hat . . .

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    juicebruce  over 5 years ago

    Next thing you know we will be parking in a driveway …….and driving on a parkway………..Mr Pastis this one is a wall hanger !

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    Chad Cheetah  over 5 years ago

    I’m surprised Pig knows what that means

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    eddie6192  over 5 years ago

    I’d hate to hear what Rat would say if there was a fourth panel.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member over 5 years ago

    i played tennisi played on grassthe tennis balls were greenthe shirts and shorts were white-our coach would yell and screambefore each point was playedthe umpire didn’t care too muchfor the moans and groans we made-we had so many giggleswith love and set and matchthat we threw our rackets in the airand jumped the little nets-many years have passedand arthritis has me downi often wonder if i couldplay on grass again

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    Sisyphos  over 5 years ago

    I knew it was all that Goat’s fault. It’s those innocent-looking studious types who always end up being the pushers!

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    Larry_Olsen  over 5 years ago

    Winning in tennis is half racket and half balls.

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    Chad Cheetah  over 5 years ago

    I had a similar thing today. I was taking an excersise class, and the coach told us during knee bends “you guys want to get high.” He was talking about our legs, but that didn’t stop us from cracking jokes.

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    bhamdodger  over 5 years ago

    It’s not a match. It’s a tournament.

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    Falcon Frank 60  over 5 years ago

    Sorry, but I don’t get the Ball Size Reference . . . Probably shouldn’t ask . . .

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