Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 30, 2016

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    BE THIS GUY  over 5 years ago

    Oh my God! Rat is being honest about himself!

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    Sherlock Watson  over 5 years ago

    Try using a hacksaw, Rat.

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    bigcatbusiness  over 5 years ago

    Try hypnotizing yourself… or perhaps a therapy?

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Surprisingly candid assessment.

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    CalLadyQED  over 5 years ago

    What? Rat being honest and self-aware?

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    blunebottle  over 5 years ago

    I have to admit, Rat, sometimes I have felt that way too.

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    water_moon  over 5 years ago

    aww, he’s being candid and honest enough that I feel sympathy for him, and he even made it to the 4th panel without screwing that up!

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    anna.i.bykova  over 5 years ago

    Is that Rat???? What happened to his Everyone-Sucks-I’m-The-Perfect-Guy? The surgery side effect?

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    Sisyphos  over 5 years ago

    I could suggest a few ways, Rat. Some are more painful than others (see the verses of Dorothy Parker for a hint), but all would be extremely and permanently effective….

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    Egrayjames  over 5 years ago

    His analysis was correct…he factored it down to the one common denominator…..but the ME should be below the line.

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    juicebruce  over 5 years ago

    Don’t remember Rat every dating………………

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    ArtyD2 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    What have you done with Rat? Check for pods.

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    derdave969  over 5 years ago

    He’s overlooking the other common factor: all his dates were women.

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    Daniel J.  over 5 years ago

    Oh, no. Self-awareness. The final step in Artificial Intelligence.

    It’s the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine….

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    Chad Cheetah  over 5 years ago

    Have a pretty split personality

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    Starbossa_1341  over 5 years ago

    Insert lyrics to Mercy Me’s “So Long Self”…it fits!

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Sometimes I wish Rat’s parents had had a “failed romantic relationship”!…BUT, if that had happened, there’d be no “PB4S”, & Steph would have to go back to being a lawyer…HE doesn’t like that idea either!

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    whiteheron  over 5 years ago

    Rat is the commonest factor I know.

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    tom  over 5 years ago

    Hey! I resemble that!

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    paullp Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I sometimes choose not to comment when others have already made my point, but this is too astonishing to bypass — Rat being introspective? Anybody checking the thermostats in Hell?

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    zeexenon  over 5 years ago

    You enter the Twilight Zone, that’s all. See you there. We can have a smoke with that guy who died of smoking.

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    Vonne Anton  over 5 years ago

    I wonder if Taylor Swift reads this comic.

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    peabodyboy  over 5 years ago

    You know. you know how it is with me, babyYou know I just can’t stand myself.It takes a whole lotta medicine, darling,For me to pretend that I’m somebody else.—Randy Newman

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    knight1192a  over 5 years ago

    It’s called six down and three across, Rat.

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    TMO1 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    This is what Taylor Swift and Christie Brinkley should ask themselves.

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    K M  over 5 years ago

    As Lucy once said to Charlie Brown, “The fact that you realize you have a problem indicates that you are not too far gone.”

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    Die Barney  about 1 year ago

    What about Farina and Christmas tree girl?

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