Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 29, 2016
Pig: Goat says you had surgery to remove the filter between your brain and your mouth. Rat: Yes, a filterectomy. Pig: Has anyone else ever had the surgery? Rat: Just one guy. But he asked me not to tell anyone. TV: There was blood coming out of her eyes...blood coming out of her...wherever. Goat: Ewww.