Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 27, 2016


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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member over 3 years ago

    “If you’re into tragedies, then you should love voting in this election.”

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    Adiraiju  over 3 years ago

    And whoever does the best job lying tends to do the best…

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    Oshietekun  over 3 years ago

    I’ve been watching the trailer every day for the last eighteen months — I don’t feel like I actually need to go to this one.

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    bigcatbusiness  over 3 years ago

    Man, best description of voting I have ever seen.

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    Ruddickfam4  over 3 years ago

    Rat has a little bit of Will Rogers DNA hidden under that hat.

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    Kristiaan Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Except that there’s no happy ending.

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    Sisyphos  over 3 years ago

    Just suppose, Rat, that a majority of the voters did vote for you. Then what?‘Course, it couldn’t get much worse than with the other candidates….

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    David Wolfson Premium Member over 3 years ago

    What’s holding up his tie?

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    eddie6192  over 3 years ago

    Rat just may be a viable candidate.

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    mjb515  over 3 years ago

    And the quality of the offerings seems to get worse as time goes on.

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    jimmjonzz Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Add outlandish costumes to Rat’s description and you’ve got Professional Wrestling …or Grand Opera …or Superhero Comics. Come to think, Trump’s one-size-fits-no-one “hat” probably qualifies as outlandish costuming.

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    juicebruce  over 3 years ago

    Just vote it will be the only chance you get !

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    jimmjonzz Premium Member over 3 years ago

    re comments from a good Indian dish spoiled: blah blah ALL CAPS RANT blah blah

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    plus4  over 3 years ago

    This has to be the worst choice between major candidates we’ve ever gotten. Why does anyone bother talking about Trump or Hillary as if one is actually worse than the other?

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    me  over 3 years ago

    I was thinking the same thing. Hope that cuts them all off at the pass.

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    marycostello  over 3 years ago

    One of the two candidates is going to win the election…God help us all.

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    puddleglum1066  over 3 years ago

    I’m voting for gridlock.

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    Chad Cheetah  over 3 years ago

    Hollywood’s making so many franchises/reboots/sequels these days it’s showing that they’re just in it for the money, rather than making a quality film. There are exceptions of course…

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    Ermine Notyours  over 3 years ago

    Also, there’s an over-reliance on comic book characters these days.

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    JohnoTeacher  over 3 years ago

    Australia solves this problem – fining people who don’t vote.

    So apathetic people vote too (because apathetic or not, $20 is $20).

    Wait . . .

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    rickray777  over 3 years ago

    Woman: "Wait a minute, you’re not making any sense. Why should I vote for you, anyway? I mean, what’s it all about?”Rat: “Easy. It’s all about me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me,…”(SLAM!)Rat: “Oh, well. There’s lots of other houses in town.”

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    kaffekup   over 3 years ago

    You know you’re in trouble when Rat is the voice of reason…

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    route66paul  over 3 years ago

    vote third party or write in.

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    SkyFisher  over 3 years ago

    We need a debate set up between Rat and Bill the Cat!

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    Sherlock Watson  over 3 years ago

    I really hope The Rump doesn’t win; we don’t need another remake of The Blob.

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    Z51 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Your right, we’ll all be much better if that shrew gets in!

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    Number Three  over 3 years ago

    Just slam the door on him and put a rat trap outside in case he comes back!


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    knight1192a  over 3 years ago

    “Oh and their both filled with ridiculous fantasies.”

    Sad but true, Rat. Sad but true. And whoever gets the most people to believe their fantasies tends to be the one who wins.

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    whiteheron  over 3 years ago

    She will never be indicted. She knows where the bodies are buried. Besides, if she were and convicted then the last act of the outgoing president would be to pardon her.And sorry to say, that game would be played were it a Republican. They are two sides of the same coin. Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely.

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    jimmjonzz Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I am amused/confounded by the frequent assertion that neither of these two candidates is better than the other. One is accused of much, suspected of more and worse, but has never been legally sanctioned… because, ya know, no actual evidence… much less proof. The other can’t get through a day, or even a speech, without betraying (a dozen times) the inclination to use all available means to crush enemies and exert power with idiosyncratic abandon.

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