Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 23, 2016
Rat: So then you just take the two. Add it to the five, and ta-daaaaa...you get seven. Pig: Wow! Goat: What are you guys doing? Rat: Explaining Einstein's theory of relativity to Pig. Goat: That's basic math. Rat: Please don't ruin the mystique I have among my dumber friends. Pig: So have you won a nobel prize?