Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 16, 2016

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    BE THIS GUY  about 6 years ago

    Lonely cartoonist wants attention.

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    Oshietekun  about 6 years ago

    Wait a minute, does Stephan draw with his feet? That explains a lot.

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    danfromfreddybeach  about 6 years ago

    why does he need a microphone? Are Rat and Pig almost deaf?

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    LuvThemPluggers  about 6 years ago
    Inspired by Obama when he he tossed the microphone at the correspondents dinner and said, “Obama out!” But he still seems to be there…
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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   about 6 years ago

    Do you know how many audio engineers are on the verge of shooting someone over this microphone dropping craze?

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    PICTO  about 6 years ago

    So you think cartooning is hard on the knees do you Cartoon Boy?Try being married for thirty-seven years and see what that does to your knees.

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    Chad Cheetah  about 6 years ago

    Mamba buy new microphone for Pig.

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member about 6 years ago

    @PITCO—Marriage, the #1 cause of divorce!

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member about 6 years ago

    “Mama loves Mamba…Papa loves Mamba…”—Perry Como(Ask your grandparents whom he was!)

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member about 6 years ago

    this strip should’ve came out on April 1st

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    KEA  about 6 years ago


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    nosirrom  about 6 years ago

    Pastis is no Kobe Bryant, but he is a PUNsonous snake in the grass.

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    Wichita1.0  about 6 years ago

    A-HAA! The classic twist ending! The mark of all great literature. Er, sort of…

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    winniepaints  about 6 years ago

    Oh! Cute…..?!!!!!

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  about 6 years ago

    “Lonely cartoonist wants attention”-So does Tony and Teresa…99.9% of the time.

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    Sherlock Watson  about 6 years ago

    I’m hearing “Mambo Number 5” in my head right now…

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    Number Three  about 6 years ago

    Oh no! This can’t be happening? Stephen CAN’T retire!

    Oh, Phew! It was just a horrible dream.


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    Sisyphos  about 6 years ago

    Are both Rat and Pig so slow to recognize Cartoon-Boy’s hilarious spoof of that old basketball retiree?!Cartoon-Boy, you’ve got to start drawing smarter characters if you want to interact with them!

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    Bernadette Boe  about 6 years ago

    You can never retire, Mr. Pasteees!

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    soaringblocks  about 6 years ago

    Oh thank Heaven! I thought you were really announcing your retirement. Don’t leave yet! I really enjoy your strips…. comic strips.

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    Mike Parsons Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Nice Kobe tribute – we will miss him!

    Thankfully, we will still have Pearls Before Swine. Whew!

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    RH3  about 6 years ago

    Who’s Kobe Bryant?

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    John W Kennedy Premium Member about 6 years ago

    A friend of mine remarked, back in ’77, that he was doing Cyrano de Bergerac that year while he still had the legs.

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    Comicmaaan  almost 6 years ago

    Ooooh! Nice one, Stephan!

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