Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 07, 2016
Pig: Hey, neighbor Bob. What are you doing? Bob: I'm tired of people criticizing me for being depressed. So I formed this group. I"m now a 'Darn Okay Person That Is Depressed'. Pig: Does it run in the family? Bob: Yep. My daughter has it also. So she's one too. Girl: I'm what, Dad? Bob: You're a 'D.O.P.T.I.D.' She took it worse than I thought.