Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 29, 2016

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    BE THIS GUY  about 6 years ago

    When I told my Mother that my brother was having a “clean” bachelor party, she said, “I’ll give you $500; you get him a stripper.”

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    Храм С.О.Д. (Templo S.U.D. ucraniano)  about 6 years ago

    Like Pig said to Stephan yesterday, he doesn’t hear very well.

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    jackhs  about 6 years ago

    Goat, can I come too?

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    mr_sherman Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Topless bars don’t make much sense here in Oregon. The drinks get thinned in the rain.

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    Kind&Kinder  about 6 years ago

    Party on, Pig! Party on Garth! Party on, Goat!

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    artieb2007  about 6 years ago

    If he had said “Huge Jugs” would the comic strip censor have been very far behind?

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    juicebruce  about 6 years ago

    Reminds me of the “SMUT” song that “The Other Half” did back in the 80’s………….the live show

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    Chad Cheetah  about 6 years ago

    Where’s that comic strip censor been these past few days?

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    Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe  about 6 years ago

    Huge Jugs are for Octoberfest

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    cdgar  about 6 years ago

    One of the funniest in a looong time!

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    Stocky One  about 6 years ago

    Did you hear about the man who walked into a bar? He said “Ow!”.

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    nosirrom  about 6 years ago

    Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It’s off to the burlesque show we go.You pay two bits to see two …..

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    Sisyphos  about 6 years ago

    Pig’s mom would like Goat. She must understand her son’s awkward relationship with English by now, no?!

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    Al Nala  about 6 years ago

    Mom Goat don’t want her son where Kim Kardashian is.

    I note over on the right is this: Stephan Pastis – All Rights Reserved. The wrongs, however, NEVER get reserved.

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    Sherlock Watson  about 6 years ago

    And when he gets there and hangs up his coat, he can admire the rack.

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    Number Three  about 6 years ago

    Hey, Pig’s a grown man now, Mum!

    xxx

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    Sheila Hardie Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Poor Pig…

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    Mary McNeil Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Don’t think I ever heard “cans” used in reference to toplessness.

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