Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 29, 2016
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April 30, 2016
Transcript:
Goat: Hey, Pig. We're going to a rooftop bar. Wanna come? Pig: Hold on, mom. Goat's asking me something. What's a rooftop bar? Goat: It's a bar on a roof. You know, nothing over the top of you and they serve the beer out of these huge cans. You've got to see it. Voice: Where are you two off to, son? Pig: A topless bar to see some huge cans. She seemed less than excited.
BE THIS GUY almost 8 years ago
When I told my Mother that my brother was having a “clean” bachelor party, she said, “I’ll give you $500; you get him a stripper.”
Templo S.U.D. almost 8 years ago
Like Pig said to Stephan yesterday, he doesn’t hear very well.
jackhs almost 8 years ago
Goat, can I come too?
mr_sherman Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Topless bars don’t make much sense here in Oregon. The drinks get thinned in the rain.
Kind&Kinder almost 8 years ago
Party on, Pig! Party on Garth! Party on, Goat!
artieb2007 almost 8 years ago
If he had said “Huge Jugs” would the comic strip censor have been very far behind?
juicebruce almost 8 years ago
Reminds me of the “SMUT” song that “The Other Half” did back in the 80’s………….the live show
Chad Cheetah almost 8 years ago
Where’s that comic strip censor been these past few days?
Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe almost 8 years ago
Huge Jugs are for Octoberfest
cdgar almost 8 years ago
One of the funniest in a looong time!
Stocky One almost 8 years ago
Did you hear about the man who walked into a bar? He said “Ow!”.
nosirrom almost 8 years ago
Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It’s off to the burlesque show we go.You pay two bits to see two …..
Sisyphos almost 8 years ago
Pig’s mom would like Goat. She must understand her son’s awkward relationship with English by now, no?!
Al Nala almost 8 years ago
Mom Goat don’t want her son where Kim Kardashian is.
I note over on the right is this: Stephan Pastis – All Rights Reserved. The wrongs, however, NEVER get reserved.
Sherlock Watson almost 8 years ago
And when he gets there and hangs up his coat, he can admire the rack.
Number Three almost 8 years ago
Hey, Pig’s a grown man now, Mum!
xxx
Sheila Hardie almost 8 years ago
Poor Pig…
Mary McNeil Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Don’t think I ever heard “cans” used in reference to toplessness.