Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 25, 2016
Goat: Hey, neighbor Bob, whatcha doing? Bob: Trying to read this e-book outside. But there's too much glare on the screen. Goat: That's funny. Mine works fine. Bob: Oh, really? What model do you have? Goat: A 'book' book...the kind with @*#@*#@ pages...that I bought at a local bookstore...because it'd be pretty @*#@#@* sad if our last remaining bookstore had to shut its doors. Bob: Sensitive subject? Goat: May your days be glarey and bright.