Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 20, 2016
Larry: Hullooo, zeeba neighba...Leesten...Crocs find God. Want share gud news. Zebra: What's the good news? Larry: Dat one day when you ees die, you go heaven. Zebra: Well, I suppose that is good news. Larry: And dat day tooday! Zebra: I need to stop answering the door.