Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 13, 2016
Goat: What's all this, Rat? Rat: It's a voting booth that I set up for the presidential election. Goat: But it's just a brick wall. Rat: Yeah. You bang your head against it until you fall unconscious and miss the next four years. Rat: Look. Our first satisfied customer. Goat: Can I be next?