Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 02, 2016
Pastis: The google street-view truck came down our street today. Pig: Oh, that's one that takes photos so you can see just about any house in America. Isn't that great? Pastis: I was sunbathing the nude. Pig: May no one ever look up our street again. Pastis: Hey... Shrinkage happens.