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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 02, 2016

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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Think of the children!

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    Sherlock Watson  over 3 years ago

    I can just imagine Stephan lying there, knowing that millions of people are looking up his address.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 3 years ago

    Today’s background music: “Little Willy” by The Sweet.

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    LuvThemPluggers  over 3 years ago

    Nithing to do but move, Stefphan.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  over 3 years ago

    Did “in the nude” include the backwards cap?

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    Oshietekun  over 3 years ago

    I was in the pool!!

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    rusty gate  over 3 years ago

    “Oh, so that wasn’t a worm, huh?

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    AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Pray for pixelation!

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    bkybl  over 3 years ago

    Google is now blurring faces, street numbers, and license numbers.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 3 years ago

    OMG… he must have been lying in his little straw basket right there on the front porch!

    I don’t think Staci has allowed him into the house or the back yard for quite a while.

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    Kind&Kinder  over 3 years ago

    Stephan, le grand Odalisque……….uh, no.

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    nosirrom  over 3 years ago

    I was in the pool!!I was in the pool!!!!

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    eddie6192  over 3 years ago

    Once again Toon Boy dares the censors.

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    juicebruce  over 3 years ago

    Stephan was “Pooch Café” Nude…………….No Dog Collar !

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    Chad Cheetah  over 3 years ago

    My brother has been caught on the Google Earth images twice now (not sunbathing in the nude, i assure you.)

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    whiteheron  over 3 years ago

    In the front yard? Me thinks that Stephan has more problems than “shrinkage” .

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    Dancin_fish  over 3 years ago

    My question is, why was he sunbathing on such a cold day?

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Google servers mysteriously crash today. Two photo satellites fell out of orbit. The Google camera car is a smoking ruin. And a whole Boy Scout troop that was passing by had to be placed in therapy when one of them suggested that’s what happens when you grow up.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    BARF!

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    NoCents  over 3 years ago

    Don’t worry – the camera adds at least 10 pounds.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member over 3 years ago

    i often stand outside and wave at the heavens (not in the nude though) – the neighbors think i am nuts but some day i will be on google and THEN they will all be jealous – or not :)

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    iveltac  over 3 years ago

    lolz Stephan shape up!!!

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    Govi Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Pastis has short fingers like Trump? That explains his drawing style, too.

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  over 3 years ago

    Wait till you end up with a couple of actinic keratoses on the part you’re sunbathing, Stephan, and your dermatologist starts freezing them off with liquid nitrogen. HA! The embarrassment of the Google truck will seem like child’s play.

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    heatherjasper  over 3 years ago

    Wasn’t there a picture of a nude man getting out of a vehicle’s trunk on Google Earth for a while?

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    Godfreydaniel  over 3 years ago

    The real question is why Pig wanted to look at the picture in the first place! Does this explain why he hasn’t married Pigita yet?

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    zeexenon  over 3 years ago

    Quick, ask Cheney to block out your house like he did, if he isn’t busy shooting his lawyer in the face.

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    qq4w354p2c  over 3 years ago

    I checked our house on Streetview the other day and zoomed in on the image — and found I could see all the way to the back wall of the living room, knee high to the ceiling.

    They’re using high resolution cameras.

    Isn’t there some kind of window glass that defeats face recognition?

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    wellinever  over 3 years ago

    What would anyone be doing in their front yard with a view from the street who wasn’t asking to be arrested?

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    Number Three  over 3 years ago

    I love the Google Street View. When I first seen it, I was fascinated that you could actually see any house at all and take a stroll down the street by pressing the arrows.I’m easily pleased. But no, I WON’T be looking for a naked Stephan Pastis!xxx

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    Sisyphos  over 3 years ago

    Not to worry, ladies and gentlemen! Cartoon-Boy has no shame. This behavior is perfectly normal for his species, which in some ways resembles our own (except for shrinkage). Think of it as being like a trip to the zoo….

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    mjb515  over 3 years ago

    Hiding this strip on a Saturday I see.

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    dmk57  over 3 years ago

    Don’t they hide or distort anything that might identify a person, including “shrinkage”?

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    Neoprene Wedgie Premium Member over 3 years ago

    So THAT’S why Staci keeps leaving him.

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    drewswiston  4 months ago

    Eh this wasn’t that funny

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