Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 24, 2016

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    BE THIS GUY  over 5 years ago

    For safety sake, make sure they are not brass ones.

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    jackhs  over 5 years ago

    Pig and Rat don’t have any. Or so it appears.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 5 years ago

    Today’s background music: “Big Balls” by AC/DC.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  over 5 years ago

    long time, no see, CSC

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    Bilan  over 5 years ago

    Giving baseball bats to at-risk youths takes some balls.

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    warden145  over 5 years ago

    The social pages say I’ve got the biggest balls of all!! :-D

    The late Bon Scott heartily approves of this comic.

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    Cadillacus  over 5 years ago

    :) Good one.

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    dadoctah  over 5 years ago

    Dodgeball is institutionalized child abuse.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Big, soft ones.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 5 years ago

    if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.

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    jerylkohjx348  over 5 years ago

    “What?” Throws wrench.

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    Chad Cheetah  over 5 years ago

    Where was the Comic Strip Censor last Friday, March 18?

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    Sandfan  over 5 years ago

    Pastis has a pretty big pair himself to tease the censor on this one.

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    whiteheron  over 5 years ago

    Tetherball is kind of, well, binding.

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    ksu71  over 5 years ago

    Bob Wills and the Texas Playboys

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    Larry_Olsen  over 5 years ago

    I was once told by a pro tennis player that winning at tennis was half racket and half balls.

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    linksglfr Premium Member over 5 years ago

    i grew up attending LA Unified School District. In elementary school we didn’t play dodgeball, we played it by another name, ‘socco’. it was one of eight sports we played on a rotation basis. Without question it was the one everyone wanted to play; skill and violence. I remember one fellow Eddie Quintana who threw the ball sidearm with his arm extended and flung it forward like a discus. The fastest throw I ever saw. Anyone who could catch his rocket was ricking a dent on the chest.

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    nosirrom  over 5 years ago

    He should start a Handball League.It would be easy for at risk youth since they’re familiar with “Balls to the Wall”

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    tahoeh2o  over 5 years ago

    We called it smear-the-queer in the early 60’s…

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    dre7861  over 5 years ago

    Does it take any type of balls, like say Schweddy Balls?

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    tazz555  over 5 years ago

    you should see my wife’s melons. They are huge. Nice and round. You could just eat them up…yep she got them at the super market

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Thats just nuts.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Dodgeball is just a legal way for bullies to attack smaller and weaker kids.

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    knight1192a  over 5 years ago

    Takes big brass ones to stick it to the comic censor like that.

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    Plods with ...™ Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Busted… I like it.

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    Number Three  over 5 years ago

    The Comic Strip Censor should have shown up on the 18th March strip like others have mentioned,

    Unless he was on holiday.


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    cdgar  over 5 years ago

    As a bowler, I have big balls. Problem is I can’t keep them out of the gutter.

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    noreenklose  over 5 years ago

    Solid Neutronium (according to ST: TOS)

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    ziggman14304  over 5 years ago

    Teach them curling, that takes big stones.

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    richdell  over 5 years ago

    I once saw a bumper sticker that said “Rugby is a sport played by men with oddly-shaped balls.”

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    Sisyphos  over 5 years ago

    I would expect Rat to draw the attention of Comic Strip Censor. But Pig’s follow-up in panel 4 puts the icing on the cake!Well done, Pig! Good follow-through, Cartoon-Boy!

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    abbybookcase  over 5 years ago

    dodgeball—traumatic memories. i took my nephew to see “chicken little” some years back, and had flashbacks. “let’s play dodgeball! popular kids against the unpopular kids!” argggghhh

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Big, round, RED ones!

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    DragonNerd  8 months ago

    I play dodge ball. It’s disgusting.

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