Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 23, 2016
Rat: I like it when Hollywood makes films focusing on equality and the brotherhood of all humanity. Pig: Why is that? Rat: Because they're the only group that divides its own people into a-listers and everyone else. Rat: I admire the chutzpah. Pig: Boooooo, b-listers. Boooooo!