Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 04, 2016

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    BE THIS GUY  over 6 years ago

    Hard to follow that advice in Kansas.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 6 years ago

    Tomorrow will we see the Comic Strip Censor going into conniptions over the use of “Wise ass”?

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    Храм С.О.Д. (Templo S.U.D. ucraniano)  over 6 years ago

    What is the so-called wise donkey sitting on? A washtub?

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    Alphaomega  over 6 years ago

    Unfair advantage?

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 6 years ago

    That Wise Ass was a real wise-ass.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Develop a perfect relationship with everybody. A perfect relationship requires maintaining a perfect distance at which all interaction is mutually beneficial.

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    Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member over 6 years ago

    There was a young maid of Madras,Who had a very fine ass.It was not as you think, Plump round and pink,Bur grey long-eared and eats grass!

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    Tain'tPelagius  over 6 years ago

    The cent mark not necessarily being the pinnacle of the WQERTY keyboard, Lucy.

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    Brian Fink  over 6 years ago

    There are some people in this world who do not love their fellow man and I hate people like that. – Tom Lehrer

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    hariseldon59  over 6 years ago

    Danny Donkey with a beard.

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    dre7861  over 6 years ago

    Bet the Censor loved you today, Cartoon-Boy!

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    cgrantt57 Premium Member over 6 years ago

    One would assume that there are a series of hills here with Wise Ass on one and Jack, Dumb, Smart on the others.

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    Greg Murphy  over 6 years ago

    That sounded more like a ‘Rat-ism’ than an ‘Ass-ism’

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    whiteheron  over 6 years ago

    The more people I meet, the more I love my dog.

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    Shimmery Mermaid  over 6 years ago

    … you don’t know jack!(I once heard that wise ass say:)

    #AbsenceMakesTheHeartGrowFonderor was it …#AbsintheMakesTheFartGrowStronger

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    Plods with ...™ Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I could do that.

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    windfinder  over 6 years ago

    My wife calls me an educated donkey

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    ED CANTWELL  over 6 years ago

    Finally Stephan you’ve done it. This is funny. I’ll print it and hang it on the fridge. Keep this character…….

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    Joken'  over 6 years ago

    Rat couldn’t get a word in ass wise

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    Eliezer  over 6 years ago

    He’s stuck in eros and far from agape.

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    Fido (aka Felix Rex) Premium Member over 6 years ago

    So, consider this - the words ‘wise’ and ‘smart’ are basically synonyms, with ‘dumb’ qualifying as an antonym for both. But ‘smart-ass’, ‘dumb-ass’, and ‘wise-ass’ are synonymous to each other.Kind of like the notion of driving on a parkway and parking on a driveway.

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    knight1192a  over 6 years ago

    Is the “wise * on the hill” really just Danny Donkey with a beard? Their last line sounds like something Rat would say, and certainly like something Rat would have Danny Donkey say.

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    David Rickard Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Day after dayAlone on a hillThe ass with the foolish grinIs keeping perfectly stillBut nobody wants to know himThey can see that he’s just a foolAnd he never gives an answerBut the ass on the hillSees the sun going downAnd the eyes in his headSee the world spinning round

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    cactusjack99 Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Great one Stephan!!!!!

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    Sheila Hardie Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Pushing the envelope these days. I love it!

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    echoraven  over 6 years ago

    That wise ass seems very wise…

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    lattewoman  over 6 years ago

    Rat with a bat could make the wise ass smart.

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    Number Three  over 6 years ago

    I agree. Pig. But when you take advice from an “ass” then that makes you an…?xxx

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    Dippy  over 6 years ago

    That hill. What exactly is that a pile of?

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    abbybookcase  over 6 years ago

    eeyore is a wise ass

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    codedaddy  over 6 years ago

    I checked the comments in vain looking for an explanation of the last panel where the punch line and associated chuckle happens. Is “wise ass” the entire joke?

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    Sisyphos  over 6 years ago

    Deal with it, Pig! You asked the Wise Ass, and he gave you his opinion…..

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    Jim Kerner Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I don’t see anything wrong with being called a smart ass.

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    bigcatbusiness  over 6 years ago

    Not that hard for me. I live on a mountain (though not that remote). Petty good advice there.

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    Endersteve1027  about 5 years ago

    It’s Danny Donkey’s great grandpa

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    Dumb Ass on The Hill  over 1 year ago

    And thus, I was born.

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    28william.stadtmueller  5 months ago

    Funny, kind of not appropriate of school, WHO CARES!!!

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