Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 03, 2016

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    BE THIS GUY  over 6 years ago

    Some parents never stop messing with their kids’ heads.

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    cdgar  over 6 years ago

    Love this one. It’s so easy to misconstrue what you hear.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 6 years ago

    Good thing the Grands weren’t at the playground when Lazy Nancy called — they might have said that they were swinging with other couples.

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    LuvThemPluggers  over 6 years ago

    Well done, Grandpa!

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    Kaputnik  over 6 years ago

    The Mom will be thankful for this experience when her kids are grown up and want to dump their kids on her.

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    hawgowar  over 6 years ago

    Actually some of us seniors look forward to seeing the grandkids and having them stay over. You can mess with their little minds so much better that way.

    J/k. We love ours. Yeah, we spoil them and tell them embarrassing stories about their parents, but what else are grandparents for?

    Without them coming over to see us we’d be far lonelier and unhappy. Sure we have senior friends and we do things together, such as a senior’s cruise and the odd trip to Vegas but all of us have grandkids and talking about them is our favorite pastime.

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    georgelanigan  over 6 years ago

    If there was a fourth panel to this strip I think that the censor would make an appearance. He’s not doing his job properly by letting this one slip by. I’m glad he got lazy, cause this one is hilarious.

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    derdave969  over 6 years ago

    I’ll bet Nancy won’t be able to unsee what she saw in her mind’s eye.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 6 years ago

    LOL! LOL!

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    whiteheron  over 6 years ago

    What is she all upset about? They are just holding hands.

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    rshive  over 6 years ago

    It’s all in the wording.

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    kd1sq Premium Member over 6 years ago

    You fill the grandkids up with sugar and caffeine – then you send ’em back to their parents.

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    SkyFisher  over 6 years ago

    Pig’s appearance today is so you know you’re reading “Pearls Before Swine”. He’s more helpful in the newspapers where there is no colorful banner and Pastis adds on the sidebar.

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    Malcolm Hall  over 6 years ago

    Soon they’ll be discarding suits.

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    JudyAz  over 6 years ago

    … and seeing who can out-Trump the others

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    joefearsnothing  over 6 years ago

    “Little Orphan Agnes”…just doesn’t sound right !

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    Eliezer  over 6 years ago

    Fascinating guy, Pastis. He left the expressions on the onlookers’ faces unchanged from the first to the second panels. Is it that everyone expects her to scream when she’s talking to her parents? In my case that was true, but only after I hung up.

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    circleM  over 6 years ago

    Reminds me of a a series of Toyota commercials from a few years back where the adult children all thought that their parents were in their room asleep when in fact they were out having a good time.

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    woodyweaver  over 6 years ago

    @whiteheronYes, and they are putting out contracts for a partner to make.

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    t jacobs  over 6 years ago

    i stopped babysitting years ago after i lost one of the little scamps

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 6 years ago

    What’s the point of having kids if you can’t chortle when they suffer for having kids. .(They’ll finish that card game and then get down to the actual shenanigans. There’s something they want to try if Al’s defibrillator implant can take it.)

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    nosirrom  over 6 years ago

    Pastis had to canasta wide net for this one.

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    knight1192a  over 6 years ago

    So she’s finally taking into consideration that they have lives and she should actually ask first rather than assume their just going to baby sit just because she shows up and drops off the kids.

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    Scott S  over 6 years ago

    Or golf!

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    Number Three  over 6 years ago

    She was very close to swallowing her phone there.

    xxx

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    dukeallen  over 6 years ago

    I used to like Pearls, back when it was funny and was about the zeebas. Time to find a funny comic that isn’t tired and bringing in unfunny characters in a lame attempt to re-invigorate itself.

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    Maizing  over 6 years ago

    This is absolutely hilarious!

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    Stocky One  over 6 years ago

    I expect they will go through a lot of rubbers!

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    Sisyphos  over 6 years ago

    One may hope that this will be the last time Neighbor Nancy tries to dump her little brats on the “lascivious, corrupt, deviant, unreliable, unsuitable” Grandpa and Grandma!Yay, Grandpa and Grandma! Live it up! Have a ball! Get naked! Errr; sorry about that; I got carried away….

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    abbybookcase  over 6 years ago

    excellent strategic move

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    noahzhao  over 6 years ago

    i know the kid is timmy

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    Spirit749  over 1 year ago

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    Kirbo  over 1 year ago

    When I read the first panel I was like freaked out

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