Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 27, 2015
Woman: Meh. The composition is jejune at best. And is it neo-Marxist or a self-conscious parody of neo-Marxism? I'd say it fails on both counts. At best, I'd say we're looking at postmodern blather. Neither avant-garde nor revelatory in its scope. Goat: You should not be writing a guide to parenting. Rat: But little kids need guidance. Pig: Hey, kid, don't quit your day job!