Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 20, 2015
"Thank you for downloading our new smartphone app. TERMS AND CONDITIONS Click to READ Click to ACCEPT READ Wow, okay. You're the first guy who didn't just click ACCEPT. But okay, here goes. Taround TERMS AND CONDITIONS You have no rights. We will violate your privacy. We will track your every movement. We will sell all of this information to anyone who wants it. If we find anything really embarrassing, we will pass it around the office and laugh. All of the above may accidentally be exposed to the entire world. If so, oopsy-doopsies. P.S. You are hosed." Rat: Never read the terms and conditions.