Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 17, 2015
Pig: I have a question about the American Civil War. Goat: Oh, great...I love history...is your question about Gettysburg? Robert E. Lee? Appomattox? Pig: Was it a war between North and South Dakota? Goat: Let's start over. Pig: Between North and South Jersey?