Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 17, 2015
Goat: I think I have to give my hamster away. I don't have time to care for it anymore. Pig: Send him to that city in Europe that they control. Goat: What are you talking about? Pig: Hamsterdam. Goat: Amsterdam. And it's not for hamsters. Pig: Then what holds back the hamster river?