Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 03, 2015
October 02, 2015
October 04, 2015
Transcript:
Stephan: Hey there, Pig...did you hear I'm gonna have a show of my work at a cartoon art museum? Now I just have to write a brief artist's statement explaining my work and outlining my artistic vision. Rat: Here. Try this. "I suck" Stephan: Perhaps I'll write my own. Pig: It IS brief. Rat: Hang on...I want to add some exclamation points.
BE THIS GUY over 8 years ago
Have a great time on Mission Street, Stephan.
Sherlock Watson over 8 years ago
Considering who wrote that, it’s a very true statement.
knight1192a over 8 years ago
Yes, Rat, we know you suck. That’s why no one ever buys your comics. Your the worst cartoonist there is. Stop being jealous of Stephan since he’s a hundred times better than you.
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
“I suck” is a very brief, and possibly honest, Artist’s Statement, but I don’t think Rat is qualified to speak for Cartoon-Boy, who is after all his creator!
Kind&Kinder over 8 years ago
Brevity, it is said, is the soul of wit. In this case, it’s the soul of twit.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 8 years ago
The exclamation points must be intended as his “artistic vision.”
phylum over 8 years ago
!!!!!!
juicebruce over 8 years ago
Once again Rat-A-Tude !
mammamoonbeam over 8 years ago
Oh Rat. Must you always be so nasty? But then, after all you ARE a Rat!!!
Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 8 years ago
I want to shove some exclamation points up Rat’s…nostrils!
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 8 years ago
oh, Rat, Rat, Rat. if it wasn’t for Stephen, and his creative mind, you wouldn’t even exist
ambassadorstt over 8 years ago
Beginning to question the sanity of folks who respond to the words of a drawn character???!!!!
Lyons Group, Inc. over 8 years ago
Better yet, pass it on to Tony. LOL
ChessPirate over 8 years ago
“I’m just trying to be punny…”
JP Steve Premium Member over 8 years ago
‘Multiple exclamation marks,’ he went on, shaking his head, ‘are a sure sign of a diseased mind.’ .T. Pratchett Eric
bmonk over 8 years ago
What he really means is, “When I smoke my cigarettes, I suck.”