Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 01, 2015

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    BE THIS GUY  over 7 years ago

    Make sure the kids don’t see this one.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 7 years ago

    Is he going to wage war on Spider-Man now?

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    Alexander the Good Enough  over 7 years ago

    No, no, no. Concupiscent! It’s a very nice word, and I’ll bet that neither Stephan’s editor nor the comment moderators have the slightest clue what it means.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 7 years ago

    D’oh! The censor strikes again! Bravo!

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    wiselad  over 7 years ago

    you know………..? lot of bands are in the same situation as Pig, and also the people in a traffic jam

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    Mikel V  over 7 years ago

    Is it me or the ‘only your skin is thick’ is also a double entendre?

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    Kali39  over 7 years ago

    The following is a parodic letter: .Dear Mr. Pastis: We strongly recommend that your characters not use that suit. We do have a character called “The Rhino.” On second consideration, we must ask if your character would be interested in serving as a stunt double in our next movie.Signed, Joe Lawyer, Marvel Comics Group..Hey, you never know. The Rhino character is kind of stupid…

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    AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Truly, the daily comics aren’t ready for “HO” yet!

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    x_Tech  over 7 years ago

    Save the Rhinos!

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 7 years ago

    In pig’s case, his skin is definitely NOT the only part of him that’s thick. So’s his skull.

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    Bilan  over 7 years ago

    Is that a pig in a poker?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Yeah, I didn’t know, either, which way “only your skin is thick” is supposed to go.

    “only YOUR skin is thick”… or the other way…“Only your SKIN is thick” … which doesn’t really make sense, in context, but sure sounds .. um… racier.

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    Kind&Kinder  over 7 years ago

    Well, according to the censor, only his sin is shtick.

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    Eric Salinas Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Pig developed a British accent.

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    Sisyphos  over 7 years ago

    Pig said “horny”! Pig said “horny”! No Thin-Skinned Editor can fool me. Pig’s new exoderm suit is thick-skinned; he would be a much better Editor!But I hope Rat uses only faux-rhino for his “Rhinomatic.” Otherwise, I will have to condemn him to participate in the most dangerous game….

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    juicebruce  over 7 years ago

    “Full Metal Jacket”

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    mammamoonbeam  over 7 years ago

    Beep-beep gave rise to bleep-bleep.

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    whiteheron  over 7 years ago

    In name only?

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Not only bad language but support for hunting an endangered species. A twofer of NON PC! Good going!

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    johndifool  over 7 years ago

    RNY weight loss surgery?

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  over 7 years ago

    I don’t know about this. Kill just one lion, and you’re all over the news. But develop a product made with products from an endangered species? Good thing it’s just a cartoon. “No actual Rhinoceroses were harmed in the making of this cartoon.”

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    noahproblem  over 7 years ago

    Since when does the word “corny” need to be censored?

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    Ermine Notyours  over 7 years ago

    Pig is a Furry?

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    sarah413 Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Rhino poaching is at an all time high, thanks in no small part to a doctor in Viet Nam stating that it helps cure cancer. The Chinese have used it in their ancient medicines for years, but not the Vietnamese use it in theirs as well as having it on their wall as a status symbol. It has to stop.

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    Rev Phnk Ey  over 7 years ago

    Just don’t toot your own horn.

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    Guilty Bystander  over 7 years ago

    Rat’s right. We can’t take a joke anymore…we elect them instead.

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    CoffeeLvr  over 7 years ago

    Does any one else think of a certain candidate with an upswept hairdo, few brains, thick skin, and might be considered a Republican In Name Only (RINO)? Nah, Pig is too sweet natured.

    And yes, I too oppose hunting Rhinoceros. And Elephants.

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    abbybookcase  over 7 years ago

    original version “kind of lean and lazy, not much meat on my bones, and more than a little bit crazy”live version “kind of crass and corny, not much meat on my bones, and more than a little bit horny (sound of bicycle horn beeping”harry chapin i wanna learn a love song (for nancy)

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    Rwill  over 7 years ago

    Rhino-Pig, Rhino-Pig,Does whatever a Rhino-Pig does.Look out, he is a Rhino-Pig!

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    bmonk  over 7 years ago

    Pig is not as horny as goat!

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    Andrew Bosch Premium Member over 7 years ago

    It is good that you wish to make a statement against hunting certain animals to extinction because of others’ stupid beliefs, but could you at least remove the graphics references from the website you plagiarized?

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    tomielm  over 7 years ago

    When I served in Southeast Asia, we found a much simpler answer: rhino horn was used for the same purpose as Viagra. Inquiring foreigners were given any number of fairy tale answers — sort of like those you’ve mentioned.

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    robertiris  9 months ago

    Well Pigata does keep coming back for something.

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