Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 01, 2015
Rat: I've determined that everyone is much too sensitive these days. No one can take a joke. Goat: So? Rat: So I've developed 'Rhinomatic,' a thick skin made from rhino hide, complete with horn. Pig: Makes me feel ray. Censored by thin-skinned editor. Rat: Whoa whoa whoa. Only your skin is thick.