Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 16, 2015

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 7 years ago

    Lindsey and Rat seem perfect for each other.

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    hariseldon59  almost 7 years ago

    Old man? Should have called him an old goat.

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 7 years ago

    Idiots don’t like being reminded that they’re idiots.

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    Bilan  almost 7 years ago

    Just wait until she’s an old woman with punk rock tattoos.

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    Partyalldatyme  almost 7 years ago

    Phew! For a moment, I thought it was the setup to a terrible pun.

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    knight1192a  almost 7 years ago

    With a person who changes like that you’d think they’d use temporary tattoos so they could change then every few months along with everything else. But then again think of all the hassle of having to get the proper measurements so the tattoos are always put in the same exact place at the same exact angle day after day until the change comes.

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    cdgar  almost 7 years ago

    Goat forgot to ask how often she changes her undies.

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    nosirrom  almost 7 years ago

    I wonder how often she changes her Avatar on GOCOMICS?

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    Mikel V  almost 7 years ago

    Reminds me of Clementine, Kate Winslet’s character in “Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind”

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    blunebottle  almost 7 years ago

    it WAS a fair question. And I applaud Goat for asking it.

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    Sisyphos  almost 7 years ago

    Goat was overly inquisitive, and Lindsey, like, gave him what he deserved….

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    Arianne  almost 7 years ago

    Verrry interesting, but stupid!

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    phylum  almost 7 years ago

    jeeeez…one more pickup line to cross off my list…i’m running out…

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    I apologize for injecting practicality into this discussion, BUT: If she only colored it every few months, wouldn’t her hair be, effectively, two colors – the dyed color at the ends plus whatever her natural color was? Assuming, of course, that she’s “on schedule” when she says it’s time to get it dyed again.

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    mammamoonbeam  almost 7 years ago

    “Sad old man who’s gonna die soon”. I have to remember that. It’s a great come back!

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    gorbag  almost 7 years ago

    Lindsey’s a moron; why is this funny?

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    Egrayjames  almost 7 years ago

    Maybe Goat would have a better chance with Lindsey’s sister Lydia.

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    whiteheron  almost 7 years ago

    Why do I think that Lindsey’s last name may be Lohan?

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    Arghhgarrr Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Growing up I met an old hippie with a tattoo on her face that had become deformed by the wrinkles in her skin. That was enough for me to avoid any identifying marks.

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    abbybookcase  almost 7 years ago

    perhaps she would have been better off with henna tattoos. not permanent and artistic. of course you have to pay each time but she’s already doing that with hair. she can probably afford it

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    Geldhart  almost 7 years ago

    And here I was trying to figure out what the pun was going to be….

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    A_NY_Outlaw  almost 7 years ago

    some people are just soooo sensitive. Goat has been taking a beating lately…

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    dsom8  almost 7 years ago

    I think I would have preferred the pun.

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    Ermine Notyours  almost 7 years ago

    Dye it=diet. Curl up and dye. The possibilities are endless.

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    NWdryad  almost 7 years ago

    I’ve been getting tattoos for about 30 years now, and I still am happy with them. Anyone considering a tattoo should think carefully about the fact that they are forever, that you’ll still have them when you are very old and saggy and gray. I’m fine with that. For me they are living works of art.

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    Number Three  almost 7 years ago

    I think her blue hair really suits her.

    Her attitude however…


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    Andrew Bosch Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Either Goat’s horns are flexible or that bowl is much larger than it appears.

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    JP Steve Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Radar: [The tattoo isn’t real] It’ll come off when I take a bath. Hawkeye: My God, it is permanent.

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    Ethan the new guy  almost 7 years ago

    My aunt is just like Lindsey…every time we visit her hair is a new color…

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    Goat the goat  almost 2 years ago

    Probably said ?0%&#$&)_;$0:/&@’+&*"

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