Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 23, 2015

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    Squizzums  about 7 years ago

    Silicon Valley could probably use you.

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    knight1192a  about 7 years ago

    Try the Facebook example of a mission statement.

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    Proginoskes  about 7 years ago

    Mission statements are for people with poor memories.

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    Sherlock Watson  about 7 years ago

    Sounds like the kind of career path that ends with Rat saying, “Say hello to my little friend!”

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    Sisyphos  about 7 years ago

    Rat has “mission statements” down pat. Goat has been too heavily indoctrinated by the Bureaucratic Self-Aggrandizers, who may require an all-new pablum Mission Statement every five years. Stick to your own mission, Rat!

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    cdward  about 7 years ago

    But it wouldn’t be a bad idea to know what you’re going to sell.

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    juicebruce  about 7 years ago

    May the force be with you !

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    Mark Tretter  about 7 years ago

    Gotta love Rat!

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    PICTO  about 7 years ago

    WORLD DOMINATION. The one and only mission statement.

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    puddlesplatt  about 7 years ago

    Dig deep enough, and you will surly find crap.

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    Ermine Notyours  about 7 years ago

    Why did they censor the word “boatload”?

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    KEA  about 7 years ago

    he’s channeling Bill Gates, right?

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    dre7861  about 7 years ago

    Let’s be honest, Rat had it right the first time. Seriously, who wakes up and says I want to dedicate my entire life to making the best widgets in the world? No they wake up and say “I want to make #%$& loads of money and I don’t care what I have to do or who I screw to do it!”

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    kaffekup   about 7 years ago

    No, the mission statement comes later, when a committee can argue over each word for a month.

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    robertiris  about 1 month ago

    This was the inspiration for Enron, we work and theranos.

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