Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 23, 2015
Rat: I'm thinking of starting a business. Goat: Oh, good. Well, one of your first steps should be drafting a mission statement. You know, outlining your vision and your ideals. Make *@#* loads of money. Goat: Not really a mission statement. Rat: Oh. Then how 'bout, "Impose my will"?