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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 22, 2015

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    Sherlock Watson  over 6 years ago

    Mary had a little lambWith peas and mashed potatoes…

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    knight1192a  over 6 years ago

    Well, just about everything that exists naturally that we ingest is alive at some point. The irony is the folks who don’t want to eat certain things often claim what they do eat as not being a living thing.

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    AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Is that Chucky the non-anthropomorphic sheep?

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    Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I prefer veal. I hear they die of boredom from being chained to a rail to keep their muscles soft.

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    phylum  over 6 years ago

    about all I can afford to eat anymore are the three little pigs…or maybe chicken little…and then only when on sale…

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    defunctdoormat Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I haven’t heard of not eating some things because they’re not alive. Perhaps having to do with intelligence, not life. Most of the issues boil down to abuse and health and has nothing to do with living, or intelligence. I’ve never heard of a stalk of corn being abused (GMO aside, which is another issue). Chickens, on the other hand, wind up in the news because of it. Eating a pig is the same as eating a dog. Actually, pigs are more intelligent. People acutally eat dolphins, too, though it’s not as wide spread as it was.

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    Sisyphos  over 6 years ago

    Uhh, Pig, do you own a dictionary? Look up “lamb.” Ex definitione, a lamb cannot die of old age. So, let that be on your conscience!

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    cdward  over 6 years ago

    What utter nonsense. I lived by the hog farms & chicken processors. That’s real stuff. I’m no vegetarian, but there are real abuses, and PETA has nothing to do with them.

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    juicebruce  over 6 years ago

    Moody Blues, We decide which is right and which is wrong which is an illusion……………

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    smoore47  over 6 years ago

    Complete and utter BS.

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    mjb515  over 6 years ago

    Do sheep get progeria?

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    whiteheron  over 6 years ago

    How does Pig make a pig of himself?

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    sarah413 Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Ewe are joking, pig? Right?!

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    singlefemalelaywer  over 6 years ago

    Roadkill, perhaps ?

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    HARDSKULL9000  over 6 years ago

    well it did??????????????????????????????????????????????????????i am guessing

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    Fido (aka Felix Rex) Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Sort of reminds me of a commercial from a few years ago —Buddhist-monk like man walking along a path, stops to help a small creature (turtle?) cross the path, rescues a kitten from a tree limb, adroitly side-steps a caterpillar, etc.Stops to blow his nose – then notices the product claims to “kill 95% of germs”…

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    tahoeh2o  over 6 years ago

    If it did, then it must be mutton…

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    kaffekup   over 6 years ago

    How would Pig like it if a lamb invited him to a breakfast of bacon and eggs?

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    Rose Madder Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Mary had a little lamb…boy, was she surprised!

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    weatherford.joe Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I have some bad news for you, Pig….

    Hope you never try to cook veal, or worse, suckling pig.

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    unca jim  over 6 years ago

    It’s a dog-eat-dog world as it has ever been and ever shall be.

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    dre7861  over 6 years ago

    I once worked in a bar with a boss who was the meanest most vicious SOB on the planet, except when it came to rats. Then he was all for capturing them humanely and releasing them back in their natural habitat. When I pointed out to him that the garbage dumpster in the back alley is their natural habitat he threaten to fire me. I always figured his compassion for the rats came from a sense of kinship.

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    tim  over 6 years ago

    Mary had a little lamb, You’ve heard this rhyme before.Then she passed her plate againAnd had a little more.

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    HAL69  over 6 years ago

    Mary had a little lamb,little lamb,little lamb.Mary had a little lamb…

    …and the doctor fainted.

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    whiteheron  over 6 years ago

    Now that is a new one to me!

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    abbybookcase  over 6 years ago

    douglas adams — the restaurant at the end of the universe, a cow appears that’s been especially bred to say how happy it is to be cooked and eaten. “you meet the meat”. the main character arthur is very uncomfortable and demands a salad while the rest of the group chows down on beef. genius

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 6 years ago

    It was like this when I found it.

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    Asharah  over 6 years ago

    I heard some people were disturbed about Charlie Brown Thanksgiving because they showed Woodstock eating turkey. CANNIBALISM!

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    claire de la lune.  over 6 years ago

    Meat is murder.

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    librarian4hire  over 6 years ago

    Huskies always look like they’re up to something.

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