Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 22, 2015
Pig: Uh-oh. We have a big flying here. I don't want it landing on the dinner I'm serving. Rat: Just swat it. Pig: Oh, gosh, no. I can't kill a living thing. It has as much of a right to be here as we do. Rat: Fine. What's for dinner? Pig: Lamb. I'm hoping it died of old age.