Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 07, 2015

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    danfromfreddybeach  over 7 years ago


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    Stan King  over 7 years ago

    Truth. sigh

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    Arianne  over 7 years ago

    Oh, the prostate is way bigger than those little hairs. Don’t worry, Pig… there will be more…

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    LuvThemPluggers  over 7 years ago

    Hammer toes and bifocals.

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    knight1192a  over 7 years ago

    Aches and pains. Joints that may wish to creak when you get up in the morning. Grey hair and wrinkles (unless you try kidding yourself about aging and use things to remove these). Loss of height.

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    phylum  over 7 years ago

    more things I would change if I only knew then what I know now..

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    oldschool434  over 7 years ago

    in reading this strip for years we all have been hoping for more……

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    arye uygur  over 7 years ago

    Recently, I have learned that the hair growing from one’s ears has an affect on one’s hearing. Is the fact that I pluck my ear hairs the reason I’m growing deaf?

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago

    More? Who could want more than little hairs growing in strange places? I recently developed a lame knee during a thunderstorm. That was fun. Fluid pressure.

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    Plumbob Wilson  over 7 years ago

    A firm conviction that modern pop music sucks.

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    juicebruce  over 7 years ago

    Expect the unexpected :-(

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    PICTO  over 7 years ago


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    whiteheron  over 7 years ago


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    whiteheron  over 7 years ago

    When my hair started turning grey, I said I didn’t care if it turned grey as long as it doesn’t turn loose. sigh Then God’s sense of humor kicked in.And as I have oft repeated here:Grandma said “If you don’t want to get old, you have to die young.”

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    BlackTie  over 7 years ago

    All the junk mail from AARP. That starts at about 45

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    starkeyt62  over 7 years ago

    DEBT! Primarily from student loans for my kids.

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    Plods with ...™ Premium Member over 7 years ago

    I hate those…

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    BlackTie  over 7 years ago

    All those kids on my lawn. GET OFF MY LAWN!!

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    mnn2300  over 7 years ago

    Ear hair — That is so true

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    Rwill  over 7 years ago

    Ah, the great southerly hair migration.

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    Stryk428  over 7 years ago

    Nose hair is worse.

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    puddlesplatt  over 7 years ago

    Bowels….voted # 1

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    finale  over 7 years ago

    Best investment of the last 2 decades for me: Ear/Nose hair trimmer. Had to do it since the line between moustache and nose was disappearing and the quick pass with a cigarette lighter wasn’t working real well anymore.

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    Vet Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Getting older means we have more time for comics.Between all the hair trimmings and prostate exams.Then there is the enjoyment of the constant flurry of male enhancement ads.Stay thirsty my friends…….yea that’s another problem….constantly having to go……..

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    the lost wizard  over 7 years ago

    At least his are growing out of his ears.

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    kaffekup   over 7 years ago

    My wife is always on me to shave my ears – “everyone else does it”. Won’t understand, not everyone else does.

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    johnschutt  over 7 years ago

    Hey! Don’t forget the nose!

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    3pibgorn9  over 7 years ago

    Sometimes that’’s all there is.

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    abbybookcase  over 7 years ago

    bette davis -getting old is not for sissies-words to live by

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    BlackTie  over 7 years ago

    Old man look at my nose hairs, I’m alot like you were

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Getting older isn’t bad when I consider the alternative!!

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    Sherlock Watson  over 7 years ago

    Biggest thing you gain? The knowledge that you are smarter and more talented than everyone on TV today.:Seriously, are they all recruited from mental hospitals?

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    ChessPirate  over 7 years ago

    To be fair, there are things we lose, too; head hair, memory, muscle tone, hearing, eyesight, mobility, patience, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera…

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    Number Three  over 7 years ago

    Hopefully the one thing Stephan won’t lose as he gets older is his talent.


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    Sisyphos  over 7 years ago

    Cartoon-Boy has touched a nerve today. I make more use of tweezers now than I ever did when younger….Yeah, ear-hairs, nose-hairs, unruly eyebrows…. It’s all disgusting.

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    Kind&Kinder  over 7 years ago

    I don’t know who you are, but I’m standing and applauding. Brilliant!

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    snomasnayr  over 7 years ago

    Those little hairs are really brains starting to leak out.

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    Alexander the Good Enough  over 7 years ago

    Ah yes, the rewards of getting older, when everything gets bigger, hairier and closer to the ground.

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    TIMH  over 7 years ago

    When I was a lad of 23, I saw a combination ear and nose hair clipper and laughed and laughed. Now, at 53, I own one.

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    Ethan the new guy  over 7 years ago

    I’m not very old, but I’m already getting knee problems. (Sigh)

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    Timothy Higgins Premium Member over 7 years ago

    okay, how about little grey hairs that grow out of your nose?

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