Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 02, 2015
Pig: What are you writing, Goat? Goat: I like to keep a journal of quotes that inspire me. You know, from the philosophers, poets, spiritual figures. Pig: Do you have, 'He smelt it, dealt'? Goat: I think I'll leave that one out. Pig: It's the only rule I live by.