Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 23, 2015

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    Alexander the Good Enough  about 7 years ago

    He should be a pouched rat. A big one.

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    Храм С.О.Д. (Templo S.U.D. ucraniano)  about 7 years ago

    Can Apple even make a wrist band small enough for Rat’s wrists when he gets an Apple Watch

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    Durandal_1707  about 7 years ago

    My Nexus 6 laughs at Rat’s tiny iPhone 6+. :-P

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    Dobie Takahama  about 7 years ago

    iPads get smaller as iPhones get bigger… soon they are going to catch up to each other and end up as opposite sizes than they first were!

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    Sherlock Watson  about 7 years ago

    This is just one of the reasons why I’ll stick with my LG GS170.

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    knight1192a  about 7 years ago

    Sounds like an iPhone. Delibrate problems that Apple “didn’t know about” which they’ll later admit they knew full well about only after selling millions in solutions to the “unknown” problem.

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    Hu.e Premium Member about 7 years ago

    I guess you’ll be needing a micro phone then Rat?

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Pockets? That thing’s bigger than he is. He’ll need a sherpa.

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    Sisyphos  about 7 years ago

    Rat so does not deserve his iPhone 6 Plus!You can’t handle the iPhone, Rat!

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    Reppr Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Rat must have pockets in his hide, because he has no PANTS!

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    Brian Fink  about 7 years ago

    But my Note has a stylus :P

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    Sandfan  about 7 years ago

    Remember when they all bragged about how their phone was smaller?

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Sometimes I regret that Don Ameche (with a little help from Henry Fonda) invented the telephone!

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    jerrythemacguy  about 7 years ago

    Rat is ready for some “Plus” size jeans.

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    favm  about 7 years ago

    I have a small phone. I can make calls and most of the time, receive calls. That is all it does. I love it.

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    Mikel V  about 7 years ago

    But you can bend it to the shape of your back and use it as a shell!!

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    pnmiq  about 7 years ago

    Which is better? A steel can or an aluminum one? As for the string, does monofilament work better or twine? Anything beyond that is just fluff. Why make these phones so difficult?

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    PainterArt Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Apple next product: Oversized connected jeans.

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    Scott S  about 7 years ago

    We have come full circle. The flip-phones became as small as cigarette lighters, now the smart-phones & tablets are the size of a book!

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    A. Buckeye  about 7 years ago

    My old phone fits completely in the space of the screen of my new phone. At this rate, my next phone will be a wall-mounted land line! heh heh heh

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    claire de la lune.  about 7 years ago

    The iPhone 7!

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    katfromky  about 7 years ago

    Mine still does. Love my vinyl!

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    eipxrhS  over 1 year ago

    The people from the future present to you the iPhone 11 Pro Max. With it’s ginormous size compared to Rat’s iPhone 6+, you can consider those pesky species eradicated!

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    No One in Particular  4 months ago

    I must point out that Rat doesn’t wear clothes, so he doesn’t HAVE pockets.

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