Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 25, 2015

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    Храм С.О.Д. (Templo S.U.D. ucraniano)  about 7 years ago

    Um… be glad Zebra didn’t hire Garfield for that cat technically sleeps 24 hours per day.

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    Sherlock Watson  about 7 years ago

    And during the other two hours, he takes a nap.

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    danfromfreddybeach  about 7 years ago

    reminds me of Bill Hicks who said that he sleeps 8 hours a day …… and ten at night

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    CollettiMichael Premium Member about 7 years ago

    With a sleep schedule like that, I’d make an excellent Koala.

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    scpandich  about 7 years ago

    I don’t see the problem; just get 12 koalas and you’re covered.

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    puddlesplatt  about 7 years ago

    I’d sleep 12, but potty time breaks it up!

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    eddie6192  about 7 years ago

    Perhaps that dumb Pig will loan Zeeba neighba, LGD’s services.

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    Sisyphos  about 7 years ago

    Hire a Killer Koala and you get what you pay for; you’re safe for one-twelfth of the day, Zeeba Neighba.

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    jessegooddoggy  about 7 years ago

    Since Larry and his gang seem to have disappeared from the face of the earth, Zeeba doesn’t really need protection.

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    angelfiredragon  about 7 years ago

    Guess it could be a black, brown or grizzly they sleep like 4 months a year when in hibernation.

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    Lawrence Stetz Premium Member about 7 years ago

    He’s right, this is out of control. Koalas are only supposed to sleep between 16 and 20 hours a day. He’s sleeping in today.

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    Malcolm Hall  about 7 years ago

    When koalas aren’t sleeping they’re making whoopee.

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    Malcolm Hall  about 7 years ago

    Or eating.

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    saltmine64 Premium Member about 7 years ago

    We had a sign in our maintenance shop which read:“Be sure to work 8 hours. Be sure to sleep 8 hours. But not the same 8 hours.”

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    eepeqez  about 7 years ago

    Sounds like the Otway ranges to me! Koalas are basically cantankerous marsupial slothes, not bears.

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    defunctdoormat Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Bears don’t hibernate. It’s a myth. They slow down, but don’t sleep the whole winter. 5 seconds with google disproves the hibernation myth.

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    dmattoon Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Call Guard Duck. He don’t sleep.

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    milhouse.vh  about 7 years ago

    @abbybookcase, I’ve always heard it as 1, 2, and 5.

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    Number Three  about 7 years ago

    The longest I’ve ever slept was about 16 hours. I went to bed early because I wasn’t feeling very well one night.


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    KEA  about 7 years ago

    Zebra could get a cat… oh, wait

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