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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 24, 2015

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    Rod Gonzalez  almost 7 years ago

    I love today’s strip.

    Especially since Rat is NOT in it.

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    i_am_the_jam  almost 7 years ago

    But they’re very aggressive when they need to be.

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    Alexander the Good Enough  almost 7 years ago

    And, boy howdy, watch out for those Drop Bears if you ever go to Oz!

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  almost 7 years ago

    I was going to ask that. What are they really though?

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    Constancy  almost 7 years ago

    Koalas would be croc food if they fell out of the blue gum tree.

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    delpatjr  almost 7 years ago

    Guard duck on strike?

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    AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Where is Wee Bear?

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    wiselad  almost 7 years ago

    if we have a dangerous duck, why not a guerrilla koala?

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    baddawg1989  almost 7 years ago

    Hullo, Koala neighba. :-)

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    toto23  almost 7 years ago

    The problem with koalas is that they sleep 22 hours a day. Makes it hard to guard anything…

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    oldschool434  almost 7 years ago

    hiring a koala to protect him from the crocs is like hiring stephan to defend him against a wrongful death lawsuit…..

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    juicebruce  almost 7 years ago

    Do Crocs know how to read ?

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    boyfromoz  almost 7 years ago

    Nah, fair dinkum fellas….Australia is home to 9 of the top ten most venomous snakes in the world, most venomous spider (funnelweb), great big sharks and huge crocodiles. Everything here is lethal. Don’t be fooled by the koala’s cute looks – he’s survived in an extremely hostile environment. Even Mike Tyson wouldn’t cuddle one on his last visit. Think about it……

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    me  almost 7 years ago

    https://www.google.com/search?q=pope+john+paul+ii+koala+picture&espv=2&biw=1517&bih=692&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=kU8RVazSJ4WjgwTbnYII&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ&dpr=0.9#imgrc=6U39-4jC-5miM%253A%3Bt8uAPMhfm1dl_M%3Bhttps%253A%252F%252Fc1.staticflickr.com%252F3%252F2219%252F21943206959800b338c9.jpg%3Bhttps%253A%252F%252Fwww.flickr.com%252Fphotos%252F22773430%2540N07%252F2194320695%252F%3B241%3B350

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    gyroman12345  almost 7 years ago

    Did Rat go skydiving with his boss yet?

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    Dave Thorby  almost 7 years ago

    It could be a Naive Inter-Dimensional Commando Koalahttp://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_large/2/26751/624153-naive1.jpg

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    bsox  almost 7 years ago

    Does this mean the crocs are making a comeback!? Also I need more Guard Duck and Mr Snuggles in my life

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    mike_slmi  almost 7 years ago

    Thanks, Sheldon.

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    Rwill  almost 7 years ago

    Bloody marsupials…

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    Digital Frog  almost 7 years ago

    But he had all of the right koalafications!

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    papabear  almost 7 years ago

    Hey, Pastis, aren’t koalas marsupials? Also, grizzlies, (Ursus Arctos Horribilis), Kodiak, (Ursus Arctos Middendorffi) and “brown bears” are ALL Ursus Arctos, (brown bears)… so you are being redundant. The main bear families we relate to are Ursus Americanis (black), Ursus Arctos (brown), and Ursus Maritimus (polar).

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    ozed  almost 7 years ago

    Should’ve used a dropbear: http://forums.heroesofnewerth.com/showthread.php?505785-Dropbear-Benzington

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    sarah413 Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Crocs are the bane of our fashion existence. Uggs as well.

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    Spiney Norman Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    I want the Crocs!!!

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    Vet Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    I am already worried about the koala….this one is armed and dangerous…..I would be wary of the lolly.The hat is just too scary to mention…….

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    Squoop Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Shouldve hired the duck.

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    abbybookcase  almost 7 years ago

    guard team —koala bear & care bear

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    Packratjohn Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    “That’s no ordinary koala!”

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    dmattoon Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Oh Happy day! Rat’s gone and the crocs are back, well, at least in name. Bring back the CROCS!!!!!!!!!! (Zeeba could hug one of them)

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 7 years ago

    Two comments::1. I’m glad to see another Zebra Minus Crocs strip; there should be more of these, because Zebra hasn’t has much opportunity to be a real character since the crocs were first introduced.:2. What kind of koala is that — regular or diet?

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    Robin Wiley Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Koalas are NOT bears!https://www.savethekoala.com/about-koalas/interesting-facts

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    Sisyphos  almost 7 years ago

    Pig demonstrates once again his ignorance (panel 3). Never attempt to hug the Guard Koala. Especially not when it is on duty!You have been warned.

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    Claire Jordan  almost 7 years ago

    If they get annoyed with you they wrap their arms and legs round you, sink their teeth in and hang on. And they have strange, slitted, blood-red eyes.

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    1MadHat Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Killer Clown Koalas from Planet X-31!!!Run for your lives!!!

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  almost 7 years ago

    How come he has eyes like Cybil?

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    Frederick Barnett Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Here’s a really disgusting thing about Koalas:Over 80% of them have chlamydia! Even though it’s not the same as the human version, would you want to be messing with them?

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    Number Three  almost 7 years ago

    One of the Crocs: “Keel that keeler koala!”

    xxx

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    Daeder  almost 7 years ago

    Koalas can actually shred flesh as well as any bear.

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    drmickeyg  almost 7 years ago

    Could have used a gummy bear – those are really bears, too! ;)

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    milhouse.vh  almost 7 years ago

    @WiseOrator, it is not in their name. They are called koalas, not “koala bears”.

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    claire de la lune.  almost 7 years ago

    Will this “killer koala” bear become the new Guard Duck?

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    connie  almost 7 years ago

    Koalas aren’t bears.

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    Jon Schutter  almost 7 years ago

    I’d love to see a honey badger for a single panel. No more croc problem.

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    kaystari Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    not a bear, fail.

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    IronFox  over 3 years ago

    I’m pretty sure that a brown bear and a grizzly bear are the same thing…..

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    all.flesh.is.temporary  over 1 year ago

    Koalas are actually dangerous so zebra made a good choice. However, even if this was a nice koala, the crocs would find a way to severely injure themselves.

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    AustinMains  12 months ago

    get guard duck

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