Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 23, 2015

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    Bilan  about 7 years ago

    It’s not as classic a way to rise in the ranks as back stabbing, but …

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    Sherlock Watson  about 7 years ago

    And if the boss doesn’t go for that, ask him to play “blind man’s bluff” in traffic.

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    Alexander the Good Enough  about 7 years ago

    Perhaps a rat will chew the suspension lines on the boss’s ’chute.

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    phylum  about 7 years ago

    per usual,..i smell a rat

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member about 7 years ago

    When did Rat, get a job at the café?

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    eddie6192  about 7 years ago

    Rat had better not tell this story to that dumb Pig.

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    Darque Hellmutt  about 7 years ago

    If at first you don’t succeed … well, so much for skydiving.

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    puddlesplatt  about 7 years ago

    gonna leave an impression I bet?

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    abbybookcase  about 7 years ago

    beginners usually have guided jumps anyway with experienced jumpers attached to the rookie

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    Ragtime78rpm  about 7 years ago

    Not talking about a golden parachute, I guess.

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    lmonteros  about 7 years ago

    Wish I had thought of that with my last two bosses.

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    Number Three  about 7 years ago

    I’m sure your boss doesn’t care much for you either, Rat.


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    dzw3030  about 7 years ago

    In the Thrifty Nickel: Bungee Jumping cord, used once, repairable.

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    codedaddy  about 7 years ago

    How do the PBS characters hold their coffee cups without using the handles?

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    Sisyphos  about 7 years ago

    I dunno. Will Goat crack under questioning from the cops? Will Rat do the time for the crime? Will the ill-fated jump actually take place, for that matter? Is Cartoon-Boy aiding and abetting?

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    knight1192a  almost 7 years ago

    Looking at some of these responses I’m suddenly remembering Blood on the Risers

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