Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 12, 2015
Goat: Hey, Pig. Why the farmer clothes? Pig: Farmer Bob hired me to herd is his flock of sheep, but it's hard. Goat: How come? Pig: Because I need to move the flock, but there's a barbed wire fence blocking one direction and now there's a winery's grapes blocking the other direction. Goat: So what do you do? Pig: I herd it through the grapevine. Goat: Ewe make me sick.