Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 11, 2015
Pig: Did you hear Jef the cyclist is trying to lose weight? Goat: Yeah. Every extra pound he weighs makes him twenty seconds slower on every mile he climbs. Pig: Weight makes that much of a difference? Goat: Yeah, but sometimes I think cyclists like him take it too far. Jef: Shows what you know.