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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 30, 2014

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    Squizzums  almost 5 years ago

    Victor the Vegan needed to make himself big.

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    RuinQueenofOblivion  almost 5 years ago

    I am not going to comment on this because it will offend any vegans reading this.

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    Kaputnik  almost 5 years ago

    He could have tried foraging along the perimeter of Zebra’s house. I’m sure the crocs would have welcomed him.On the other hand, probably even the late Victor could have handled the crocs.

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 5 years ago

    Too bad Victor wasn’t smarter than the average bear.

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    Linda1259  almost 5 years ago

    Most brown and black bears are vegans; although most will turn over rocks to eat moths. Maybe Victor had berry nut breath?

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    geekboy_x  almost 5 years ago

    Brown and black bears are foragers, not vegans. Like most mid-size mammals, they are designed to work best on an omnivorous diet. Thus their delightful habit of gorging on fish when they can easily get them, to the point where they can barely crawl out of the stream.

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    Three Steps Over Japan  almost 5 years ago

    The bear still ate nuts, though.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    The bear was merely living as nature intended.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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    mjb515  almost 5 years ago

    If you are eating a diet that nature intended humans to eat, then you are not a vegan. Humans are omnivores,

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    cdward  almost 5 years ago

    Not a vegan or even a vegetarian, but I’m always bemused by all the animosity toward them. I know a few who are nice people, keep it low key, don’t forage in the woods (though they do garden), and are some of the best cooks I’ve ever met.

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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    Can this be the end of Victor the Vegan?This is too easy a triumph for Jef the Cyclist!Besides, eating Victor might make Bear sick to his stomach, and that would be cruelty to animals, Cartoon-Boy!

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    Armitage72  almost 5 years ago

    It reminds me of the Futurama episode “The Problem With Popplers”..“Animals eat other animals. It’s nature.”“No it isn’t. We taught a lion to eat tofu.”The view pans to a pale, emaciated, trembling lion that can barely manage a wheezing cough when it tries to roar.

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    Pedmar Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    “Predation is all natural.” —Garrison Keillor

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    Plumbob Wilson  almost 5 years ago

    It seems we’re heading for a showdown between Pastis and Wiley. Cue Spaghetti-Western music.

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    eddie6192  almost 5 years ago

    Good riddance.

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    starcandles Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Hahahahahaha! Idiot vegans! Love it!!!!!

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  almost 5 years ago

    I would have chosen the word “evangelists”, but arrogant elitists will work equally well.

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    jessegooddoggy  almost 5 years ago

    I am not an arrogant elitist, I just feel better, physically and mentally, not eating animals or dairy. What does floor me is the processed sugary food diet that many of my friends and family still follow and feed to their kids. And I do speak out about it.

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    sarah413 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    If you go out in the woods today you better be in disguise. ‘Cause every bear that ever there was is gathered there together because today’s the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

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    finale  almost 5 years ago

    Speaks volumes about him

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    usafmsgt  almost 5 years ago

    BETA:Bears Eating Tasty Animals

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    puddlesplatt  almost 5 years ago

    two Bears were eating a Hunter and one asks the other how ihe was doing… and he says ‘having a ball; and the other replys,… ’your eating too fast!’

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    tauman  almost 5 years ago

    I don’t actually have any problem with vegans, as long as they don’t have a problem with me. That said, like any “fringe” group, there are some who just can’t leave anyone else to their own choices. Thus, that classic vegan joke:

    How can you tell a vegan? You don’t have to, they’ll tell you.

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    Gokie5  almost 5 years ago

    Your reference to the Pastis cameo reminded me of the Sunday “Marmaduke” strip, where the writer/artist, Brad Anderson, put himself in it. We commenters nosed around and found out that he is over ninety! Now, that’s impressive! I don’t normally follow his strip, but now respect him more.

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    Scott Sallstrom  almost 5 years ago

    Rat didn’t need to run faster than the bear. Rat can run faster than Victor the Vegan!

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    jbmlaw01  almost 5 years ago

    One perceives that Victor will have as many lives as Larry.

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    rshive  almost 5 years ago

    Bears are omnivores. And vegans qualify on that point.

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    Queen of America Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    The Argyle Sweater has Pastis in it today

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    6.6TA Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Pastis has run through all his Vegan jokes?Look out for that bus, Jef the Cyclist!

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    RACerri32  almost 5 years ago

    Bravo, Mr. P., grrrreat way to get rid of an annoying character!

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    totalspaceman2010  almost 5 years ago

    Hey Stephan! I loved Scott Hilburn’s strip with you in it today.

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    Lori Eberly  almost 5 years ago

    Love “The Argyle Sweater” today!

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    Accidental Leopard  almost 5 years ago

    I have nothing against vegans when they have nothing against me…But irony is delicious.

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    kzturtlegirl  almost 5 years ago

    If the bear does what bears do in the woods, Victor will be back.

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    Number Three  almost 5 years ago

    You don’t say?

    xxx

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    Aslan Balaur  almost 5 years ago

    P.E.T.A. = People Eating Tasty Animals.

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    johngregor  almost 5 years ago

    Soon Victor shall be food for plants thus completing the circle of life.

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    jrowell  almost 5 years ago

    Bears don’t eat people. Get an education, Stephan.

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    Gretchen's Mom  almost 5 years ago

     

    Today’s “The Argyle Sweater” comic strip:

     

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    brucerun  almost 5 years ago

    As Jim Croce said in "Hard Time Losin’ Man’ “Sometimes You Eat The Bear And Sometimes The Bear Eats You”.

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    Vet Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Pig….“And no longer hungry. The Circle of Life.”

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    codedaddy  almost 5 years ago

    Too bad no one told him “Bear right”.

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    Nimsshow  almost 5 years ago

    is it just me or does that bear look like total from the timmy failure books? Someone might be using a copy paste tool here lol.

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    RuinQueenofOblivion  almost 5 years ago

    Okay, fine, I’ll go out and say it, I think Vegans are hypocrites because they claim to have the moral high ground by not eating animal products. Well guess what, you’re still eating a living thing, plants are living things too you hypocrites!

    Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go hide from the Vegans.

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    RuinQueenofOblivion  almost 5 years ago

    See my above comment.

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    claire de la lune.  almost 5 years ago

    Poor Victor.

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    knight1192a  over 4 years ago

    He’s extremely harmful. Too bad the bear didn’t rid of of that hypocrite.

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    AIYA_AIYA  over 4 years ago

    Is this really the end of Victor the Vegan?

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