Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 06, 2014

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    Rod Gonzalez  almost 8 years ago

    The best thing about today’s strip . . .

    NO RAT ! ! !

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 8 years ago

    Why would anyone want to electrocute a toaster?

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    geometeer  almost 8 years ago

    If you do want to electrocute a toaster, do it on the rise, as the scorched bread is coming up.It is evil and unsporting to electrocute a sitting toaster.

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    Bilan  almost 8 years ago

    Is this the first time we’ve seen Zebra and Goat together?

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    blunebottle  almost 8 years ago

    Thanks, Mom.

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    jerylkohjx348  almost 8 years ago

    Any chain mail to Happy Tree Friends is useless. They were used to dying anyway..

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Prey species parents are so scared of everything.

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    wiselad  almost 8 years ago

    Rat is fun to laugh as a fictional character, but heaven forbid if I ever meet someone like him in real life

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    cdward  almost 8 years ago

    Don’t forget the dish washer! Everyone knows how many deaths they cause!

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    PICTO  almost 8 years ago

    How do you get a toaster into your pants anyway?

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    Sisyphos  almost 8 years ago

    Zeeba Neighba and Goat have similar parental affliction! It is, indeed, quite widespread! But it’s because Mom and/or Dad care, and we secretly are glad of it.

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    rshive  almost 8 years ago

    Or you could drop it on your foot, get gangrene, and die. The wonders of technology!

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    mjb515  almost 8 years ago

    The only character that regularly wears pants is Stephen, killer pants should not too much of a worry.

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    johndifool  almost 8 years ago

    “Rat is fun to laugh as a fictional character, but heaven forbid if I ever meet someone like him in real life”.I have. [And yes, she is fictional…]

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    fatchance  almost 8 years ago

    Rat is like each of us in one way or another. Some are amused by that, others horrified.

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    puddlesplatt  almost 8 years ago

    Never, NEVER, Never wear your pants to tight, stops the blood flow, to parts known.

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Chain e-mail isn’t as bad as chain smoking! I know, because I used to be a chain smoker…but I had hard time keeping the chains lit, so I switched to cigarettes!

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    puddleglum1066  almost 8 years ago

    People still forward annoying chain emails? I thought that was what Facebook was for! (Or, at least, the only useful service Facebook provides…)

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    AND, I quit them 36 years ago!

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    Gokie5  almost 8 years ago

    I don’t have any parents left, being elderly and all, but I still have ridiculous chain email forwarded to me. My friends and acquaintances have carried out that function quite well, but they have slowed down a lot, since I keep dinging them with Snopes-type rebuttals.

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    YatInExile  almost 8 years ago

    In the 90s it was email warnings. Today it’s Facebook and Twitter.

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    KasperV  almost 8 years ago

    Not as dangerous as a tea cosy:—http://www.scotsman.com/news/beware-of-the-tea-cosy-it-could-put-you-in-hospital-1-922448

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    Number Three  almost 8 years ago

    If Pig was there… He would totally freak out!

    xxx

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    amaryllis2 Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Thank you, Stephan…

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    gaslightguy  almost 8 years ago

    Must use Yahoo as their home page.

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    Silverclaw  almost 8 years ago

    If anyone can tell me six ways your pants can kill me I will try to find a toaster, leave it in my brothers room in a lightning storm plugged in and record what happens. Wish me luck. ;)

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