Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 05, 2014
Chicken 1: Hi, Pig. I'd like cash to go to Vegas. Pig: Sorry, free-range chicken. But I don't have it. Fred: Then sell some possessions or something. Pig: Who are you? Fred: Fred. From the U.S.D.A.. Here to tell you that if a free-range chicken wants to go to Vegas, he gets to go to Vegas. Rat: Where's the T.V.? Pig: Long story.