Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 19, 2014
Rat: Whose drummer was Keith Moon? Goat: Right. Rat; Whose? Goat: Yes. Rat: What's the name? Goat: Watts is the drummer for the Rolling Stones. Rat: I don't care about the Rolling Stones. Whose drummer is Keith Moon? Goat: You are correct there. Rat: Where? Goat: Weir was the guitarist for the Grateful Dead. Rat; How is he relevant. Goat; Howe is the guitarist for a different band. Rat: Who?! Goat: Yes. Rat: The Who?! Goat: No. Yes. Who's guitarist is Pete Townshend. Rat: I don't know!! Goat; Third base!! Rat: When would you like this hit? Pastis: Winwood's the guitarist for traffic.