Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 18, 2014
Rat: What are you reading, Goat? Goat: This great biography of Van Gogh. It explains all about his dependence on his brother Theo, his friendship with Gauguin, and the fact that he might not have killed himself... Stop me if I'm boring you. Rat: You're boring me. Goat: That's supposed to be rhetorical. Rat: My boredom was very real.