Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 17, 2014

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    Sherlock Watson  over 9 years ago

    At least leave him his blankey!

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    favm  over 9 years ago

    911? there is a dead guy blocking my front door.

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    wiselad  over 9 years ago

    he can fit in the basket, but can’t fit in the step that covers more area than the blanket

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    oldschool434  over 9 years ago

    when Stephen thought “smile…things could be worse” he smiled…..and things got worse.

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    rshive  over 9 years ago

    A good basket is almost priceless.

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    juicebruce  over 9 years ago

    They who hold the gold make the rules. Who holds the gold Stephan ?

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    Bilan  over 9 years ago

    Stephan is so down that he doesn’t even qualify as a basket case anymore.

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    jreckard  over 9 years ago

    Now his name is Matt.

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  over 9 years ago

    Honey won’t you open that door:

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    ajnotales  over 9 years ago

    Stephen has made a career out of phrasing things wrong…

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    Arianne  over 9 years ago

    Can he stoop any lower?

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    Observer fo Irony  over 9 years ago

    Now is the time to call the police and report finding a dead body; by the time the police arrive Stephen should be dead and stiff.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 9 years ago

    You and your big mouth Stephan

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    Sisyphos  over 9 years ago

    Time to sweep the front stoop. There’s some garbage accumulating there.Oh? That’s Cartoon-Boy? Staci let him out of the basket and he just lay there? Serves him right if the temperature drops below freezing tonight! The CAD cad!

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    puddlesplatt  over 9 years ago

    A tisket a tasket a little yellow basket.

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    Mentor397  over 9 years ago

    That has to violate some sort of zoning ordinance.

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    KEA  over 9 years ago

    no, he phrased it wrongly

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    avocet13  over 9 years ago

    Is anyone else bothered by the fact that he keeps taking really hostile swipes at his wife in the name of humor? Not funny, just sad and angry.

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    Ermine Notyours  over 9 years ago

    His wife needs the basket for Halloween candy.

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    singlefemalelaywer  over 9 years ago

    Change your name to Matt, Stephan………………….

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    Saddenedby Premium Member over 9 years ago

    i love the psychology of the comments! – perspective is 100%

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Let’s see. We need a plan. We need a plan. I know! Stephan, all you have to do is think up a really cleaver pun, one that will amuse her and remind her how you make her laugh and how much she misses it. So, let’s go. A clever pun. You know. A good one. .Oh. Yeah. Sorry. Well can you just whimper amusingly?

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    Arianne  over 9 years ago

    Sure, why not!     : ) (Although, it would help matters if he would stop acting like such a door mat.)

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    ClarkSavageJr  over 9 years ago

    “Don’t put all your angst in one basket”

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    Kali39  over 9 years ago

    Is this Stacy’s first physical appearance in the strip? Thought he keeps her offstage.

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    codedaddy  over 9 years ago

    I’ve been a fan for nearly ten years. It strikes me as a curious form of narcissism for the cartoonist to cast himself as a character in the strip. This has been happening more frequently in recent times. For me, it doesn’t work. Sorry Stephan, but I prefer the crocs and pig and the rest. Am I alone?

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    junemmoffatt  over 9 years ago

    If she doesn’t have a mouth, how come she can talk?

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    Dr Lou Premium Member over 9 years ago

    I’m never been a particular fan of the crocs, frankly, but agree that the cartoonist is way overdoing himself. Just about to cancel it from my gocomics ‘favorite’ list.

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