Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 22, 2014

Transcript:

Rat: Hey, father Gus, how does the church decide who gets to become a saint? Man: It's a complicated process. Why do you ask? Rat: Because I let a woman buying one item cut in front of me in the grocery store line. Man: I don't think that's enough. Rat: I recycled a beer bottle once.