Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 09, 2014
Alligator Wife: Larry, I asked you to empty the garbage three hours ago. Larry: Me no wanna go outside right now. Alligator Wife: Don't want to go outside? What's the matter with you? ...of all the stupid excuses. Zebra: Smart move, Larry. Larry: Peese fly away now, uneecorn.