Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 09, 2014

And when Larry goes to bed tonight, Zebra Neighbor will sneak up on him and say, “Booga booga!”

Don’t make unicorn use unicorn magic on you, Larry, if you don’t do as wife says.

You’re overanalyzing it. But yes, the Crocs really are that stupid. Didn’t you see the series with the drivers education test?

Dunno. But I should have to think that Zeba Neighbor is getting one heck of a brain-freeze headache by now!

That’s not Zeba neighbor, that’s Pig in a disguise pulling the chain on the crocs! LOL!

So, Larry, how does it feel to be lower on the food chain, not the apex predator anymore? Beware the magical uneecorn, Croc!(Having fun, are we, Zeeba Neighba?)

Nice job Zebra!

I wonder if the next step is for a real unicorn to show up. Maybe Bill Watterson could draw it.

crocs ain’t noted for their smarts! just big mouths and lotsa teeth.

@Puddlesplatt McLearn—sorta like the US Congress!

the crocs, have always, been stupid

If you’re wondering why the crocs can’t tell it’s Zebra, take a look around. This is Pastis we’re talking about. He can only draw maybe three animals. One of them is Goat or Zebra, just changing the headgear. And the same basic model becomes Unicorn. Remove horns, manes, etc. Can you tell them apart, now. Pig, too, with just a bit of nose work.

Ah, Larry, Larry, Larry Zeebah nayba having way too much fun on you!!!

Zeeba neighba better watch he step and stop ovahdooeen de hoobris t’ing before he mess up!

ZEBRA’S REVENGE!!!

Larry: “I don’t want to go outside because there is a scary white unicorn there!”

Wife: “Yeah….Right”

xxx

Reptile brains

All zebras sound the same to crocs? And taste the same?

Zebra looks possessed there.

“I no wanna go outside cause me be crushed by mageecal rainbow!”

Did anyone notice Larry’s wife went back to her old hair