Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 06, 2014

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 10 years ago

    I’d like to see him as a race car driver.

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    Ida No  almost 10 years ago

    Does he repeat himself?

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    PapaBishop  almost 10 years ago

    Must have escaped from Apt 3-G.

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    doublepaw  almost 10 years ago

    Pastis has some odd opinions he always likes to share with us.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    And if I should survive crossing the street, I will record that my philosophy successfully navigated a difficult time, thus proving its superiority.Excelsior!

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    eddie6192  almost 10 years ago

    I hope that Bill is history, very soon.

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    puddlesplatt  almost 10 years ago

    another dull neighbor, will it ever end?

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    Jeff0811  almost 10 years ago

    He once had a date with a psychic but it didn’t work out. They never could see eye to eye.

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    Thomas Scott Roberts creator almost 10 years ago

    And doesn’t Bill know that he’s AN historian? Task.

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    corzak  almost 10 years ago

    Historically, we know from exhaustive research of archival court records, that in early 21st century societies there was a very high casualty rate among the not-watching-where-going segments of the urban population.

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    Bandera_Ken  almost 10 years ago

    Today most Americans just say what sounds right to them and don’t care in the least what English teachers told them in the third grade.

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    Number Three  almost 10 years ago



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    Sisyphos  almost 10 years ago

    Sad to see how many people don’t know the difference between aspirated and unaspirated. Grammar Police have their work cut out for them!Professional historians are usually not so backwards as Bill. He’s probably just playing the part in a comic strip for the glory/fame/money….

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    Arianne  almost 10 years ago

    Does anybody know what offense riotta rigotta might have committed? He appears to have been banned – I just looked at yesterday’s board and I’ve got a reply to him there, left orphaned. Anyway, if you see this – Hi, riotta! We’ll see you when we see you. Hope it’s soon.

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    JP Steve Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    It was in an old Kraft commercial I first heard the seasoning referred to as a “nurb.”

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    No, John, the Pi joke is in Monday’s “Off the Mark” cartoon.

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    Scorchwave  almost 10 years ago

    :| wot

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    Lakebottom3.14  over 8 years ago

    So has he actually been living there for ten years?

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    ZeebraNeighbor  about 5 years ago

    If he only looks backward up to the point where he takes 10 years to process something a person says to him, did it also take a lot time for him to introduce himself as a new neighbor? Did that take multiple years?

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