Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 04, 2014
Rat: What are you reading, Goat? Goat: This book on attaining happiness. It says the key is expressing gratitude for all the the little things in your life- the sunshine, a cup of coffee, a pretty rose. Rat: I'm grateful I'm smarter than hippie yahoos like you. Goat: Not sure that's what they meant. Rat: I'm grateful technology let's me tune you out.