Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 03, 2014
Pig: I'm afraid I offended the whole L.G.B.T. community. Goat: You? What did you do? Pig: I didn't use greasy enough bacon on my bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich. Goat: Why would they care about that? Pig: What else would the lettuce greasy bacon tomato community care about? Goat: Please make it stop.