Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 02, 2014
Lemming 1: Okay, guys. It's time for us Lemmings to start jumping to our deaths. So if you missed your chance for glory in life, I'm afraid it's too late... Fred, you start us off. Fred: It's never too laaaate. Lemming 2: He always did have style. Fred Rules..