Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 14, 2014

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    gocomics  almost 10 years ago

    First! Now go visit

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 10 years ago

    From the Taxi episode “Reverend Jim: A Space Odyssey”::Jim: “What does a yellow light mean?”

    Bobby: “Slow down.”

    Jim: “OK. What, does, a, yellow, light, mean?”

    Bobby: “Slow down!”

    Jim: “OK. Whaaaat, doooooes, aaaa, yelllloooow, liiiiight, meeeean?”


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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 10 years ago

    I think the correct answer is to to leave your contact information on the collided parked car.

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    Bilan  almost 10 years ago

    Is that one of the multiple choice answers on the test?if so, the test must have been written by another Croc.

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    TMO1 Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    The Dallas way of life, for sure.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    There are just too many cameras around these days.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    the Crocs, never cease to amaze me

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    This is Larry’s SECOND try at the written test. The first time? This croc is so dumb, he wound up with a ticket for speeding!

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    Gokie5  almost 10 years ago

    You seem to be correcto, Sizeofa. When I clicked on the link, it said stuff like “Welcome to the experimental, incomplete, and often inaccurate Pearls Before Swine referata wiki, an attempt to create a entire semantic wiki from just a few file.” An unscrupulous commenter, BTW, could direct us to a link that would suck out our souls.

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    JohnHarry Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Didn’t know you lived in thew South. Alligators but few Crocs . . . then again there are a lot of crocks here.

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    tazz555  almost 10 years ago

    Sounds about right

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    juicebruce  almost 10 years ago

    9 out 10 Croc Po-lsse agree with dad. Less papr wrk for Croc Po-lsse !

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    Number Three  almost 10 years ago

    Great answer… I don’t think.


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    JP Steve Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    I’m left handed and hang out on GoComics! Therefore I can’t be a….(or can I?)

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    Sisyphos  almost 10 years ago

    Larry’s answer makes the mistake of reflecting reality rather than law….I bet he gets his license.

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    Lamberger  almost 10 years ago

    >"That’d be Steve Dallas."

    Jodie’s brother?

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    Asharah  almost 10 years ago

    No Steve Dallas was the lawyer from Bloom CountyJodie Dallas’s brother was Danny.

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    dagan  almost 10 years ago

    how come right handed people are never called north paws?

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    rgcviper  almost 10 years ago

    Good to see the crocs again. I pity the adult’s (Larry’s?) intelligence, but still.

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    claire de la lune.  almost 10 years ago

    I haven’t seen Junior in a while.

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    claire de la lune.  almost 10 years ago

    Or the mom.

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    traintravler  almost 10 years ago

    Don’t forget about what to do if a tram is unloading passengers at an unprotected stop and you are behind it.

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    glowing-steak32  almost 10 years ago

    Aren’t you supposed to A: leave a note with your information on the windshield, and B: inform authorities of the accident?

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    CesarSantos  almost 3 years ago

    You have to lie on those tests.

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