Jul 5, 2014
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Rat: What do you want for your birthday this year, ma?
Rat's Mom: Ohhh, I don't want anything.
Rat: Well, I'm gonna get you something, so what do you want?
Rat's Mom: You don't have to get me anything.
Rat: Please name something.
Rat's Mom: Save your money.
Rat: Ma, you're gonna end up with a gift you don't like.
Rat's Mom: Ohh, I like everything.
Rat: Fine.
Rat: Happy birthday, ma... It's a cooked-squid-on-roller-skates-clock-radio.
Rat's Mom: Oh, son... This is the best birthday ever.
Rat: Moms are different.
Jul 7, 2014
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