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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 19, 2014

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    KZ71  over 7 years ago

    I’m thinking legislative branch.

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    Arianne  over 7 years ago

    He’s just looking for a limb up in the world.

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    oldschool434  over 7 years ago

    so this is what happens when you draw comics while on acid…..

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Times are tough for guys like Sloth Man, what with library branches cutting hours, bank branches being replaced by unstaffed ATM’s, and some companies pulling out of overseas branch offices.

    Even the US military branches are cutting back on recruitment, what with the troop drawdown.

    I may be going out on a limb here, but I’d say maybe Sloth Man needs to branch out.

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    Sisyphos  over 7 years ago

    Is this the cartoon equivalent of that boom mike that shows up every so often unintentionally in movies or TV? Or does every room in PBSville have a tree branch growing through it (when Cartoon-Boy so wishes)?

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Government work would be golden for him, for sure.There are three branches where not doing anything at all would be a huge improvement.

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    Snoopy_Fan  over 7 years ago

    I don’t know… He seems to be a little slow…

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    Reppr  over 7 years ago

    And his head is upside down!

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    puddlesplatt  over 7 years ago

    I just love the taste of Branch Water!

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 7 years ago

    This longtime “Law and Order” fan prefers McCoy over Branch!

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    Skeptic23  over 7 years ago

    Interesting. Most places I’ve worked it’s the Sloth people who move up in the organization! The companies I’ve worked for did not reward hard work.

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    sarah413 Premium Member over 7 years ago

    The law firm of Avarice and Greed will not accept Sloth as a partner.

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    cWade  over 7 years ago

    A bank would hire him as a branch manager

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    Gokie5  over 7 years ago

    Interesting . . . my Uncle Branch was a postal-service employee back in the early 1900’s. He was a hard worker, too.

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    singlefemalelaywer  over 7 years ago

    Branching out, Patis ???

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    nosirrom  over 7 years ago

    Sloth man reminds me of the old joke.

    Would you rather be a 3 toed sloth or a 2 toed sloth?

    Well in the good old USA I’d want to be a 3 toed sloth,That way when someone pisses me off I can give them the single digit salute.But in Europe 2 toes would be fine since they use a 2 digit salute.

    P.S. Churchill wasn’t giving a sign of “V” for victory!

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    Sherlock Watson  over 7 years ago

    Sloth Man could be either a corporate CEO or a pimp; he’d be a natural at doing nothing while others work to make him rich.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  over 7 years ago

    The problem is that the CEO sees him as a threat to his job!

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    Number Three  over 7 years ago

    He could take part in a ‘nature’ study. Him BEING the study.xxx

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    claire de la lune.  over 7 years ago

    Where does the branch come from?

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    Mary McNeil Premium Member over 7 years ago

    The Branch Office of course!

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    Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 7 years ago

    A graphic designer I know can’t hold a job. Due to his obsessing over the tiniest details, choice of colors and font, etc., it takes him at least a week to put out a simple flyer, four months for a website, and a “you might as well find someone else” eternity for an animation or video.

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    dadoctah  over 7 years ago

    Kristen Bell’s personal assistant? Just putting that out there.

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    Kaladin Stormblessed  over 2 years ago

    He should try branching out

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